Double Chins

Sometimes after I take a picture with my friends, we look at the picture and one of my friends will exclaim, "We have got to take that picture again! Look, I have a double chin in that photo. Eww!" Well, what about those who always have a double chin no matter what? So we're not allowed to take photos?

It's even worse if a friend makes a funny face that produces a double chin, and the rest of my friends immediately start laughing and saying, "Ha ha ha! Look, now you have a double chin!" So does that mean they are inwardly laughing whenever they see my fat face?

In the end, I have to force my head to stick out in a forward direction so that the fats under my chin are stretched out, therefore eliminating the frequency of that double chin appearing. I wouldn't do that if people thought that double chins were okay, or if people didn't think that double chins were disgusting. But, they do. So, I adapt to survive (an excellent line taken from X-Men First Class).

But... isn't it ironic that the double chin appears most prominently when you smile? Is it just an indication that fat people find it very hard to be happy?

This is a beautiful smile. But when people see it, they will precisely say, "This is a beautiful smile. BUT, it would be better if she didn't have a double chin."