I have a gigantic butt, and I am not exaggerating.
Sometimes I use the excuse of my anorexic past to explain why I have a big butt: Women in general lose weight in the breasts first, and they gain weight in the buttocks and thigh areas first. I can testify to this, because when I first started dieting, I distinctly remember that my bra got looser, and now that I have gained back my weight, my butt is ginormous.
I hate my ginormous butt. It sticks out like nobody's business. I look horrible when I wear pants or shorts, because you can distinctively see the huge mountain of my butt that protrudes unattractively from the rest of my body. In fact, it's so big that it always bumps into everything! I can barely buy any shorts that FIT, because of my fat thighs and butt. So now I'm stuck with gigantic pants and shorts, because people with a butt as big as mine are meant to be proportionally bigger everywhere else as well! I'm big everywhere, but I am especially big in the butt, so the proportions are all wrong.
Everytime I walk past a shiny wall and I look at my side-view reflection, I feel like puking in disgust at the sight of the sack of fat that hangs off my bottom. I suppose the only way to hide my big butt is to wear loose skirts that expand toward the bottom. Ugh! Being fat really limits the kind of clothes you wear.
On a side note, contrary to the song "I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mix A Lot, men in Singapore definitely do not like big butts. In fact, a big butt would totally turn them off!
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